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Sherlock S2E2 Retold. :D
  • Henry: I saw a scary as fuck dog on the mooooors
  • Sherlock: lol I don't care
  • Henry: HOUND
  • Sherlock: John get your coat we're going to Devon
  • ~LATER~
  • Sherlock: I can actually drive I just like spending needless money on cabs
  • John: town
  • Sherlock: let's go
  • Innkeeper: so you guys are gay I'm gay too everything is gay in this show here have a gay room like the start of every holiday fanfiction ever -
  • John: FOR FUCK'S SAKE I AIN'T HOMOSEXUAL
  • Innkeeper: bye have fun I hope your gay boyfriend who you are gay with doesn't snore
  • ~MEANWHILE~
  • Sherlock: hello quaint townsman I hear you saw a dog I bet my boyfriend you didn't
  • Townsman: fuck you I did tho
  • John: lol I get 50 quid for free
  • ~AND THEN~
  • Sherlock: Let's break into a top secret military base using my brother's nicked ID which HAS A PHOTO ON IT lol they'll never guess it's not him for twenty minutes
  • John: I am a captain
  • Sherlock: trolololol
  • ~INVETIGATION IN PROGRESS~
  • Sherlock: rabbit
  • Stapleton: rabbit
  • John: hold the fuck up - rabbit?
  • Frankland: hello I am being introduced in a rather pointed way which suggests I am either the perpetrator of the crime or directly involved in some underhand dealings also have my cell number gurl
  • Sherlock: kthanks
  • John: Your cheekbones are kicking right off in this shot, mate
  • Sherlock:
  • John: Your coat
  • Sherlock:
  • John: stop being attractive
  • Sherlock:
  • John: I meant mysterious
  • ~THEN~
  • Lestrade: HEY GURLS HEY
  • John: FAMILY HOLIDAY IN DEVON
  • Lestrade: just casually confirming my greg-ness and my possible association with your brother
  • Sherlock: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE
  • ~BUT THEN~
  • Henry: liberty in liberty in liberty in
  • Sherlock: let's take a man with mental health problems into the place which probably has a load of triggers for him because this episode is also called The Asshole in Baskerville
  • John: MY MILITARY SENSES ARE TINGLING MORSE CODE
  • Sherlock: HOUNNNNNND i saw nothing
  • Henry: SHIT SCARED THAT IS ALL
  • ~TWO NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS LATER~
  • Sherlock: alcoholdl
  • John: you're having an emotion
  • Sherlock: jkfeoadjfFUCK YOU I'M FINE
  • John: you're raving like a monkey on acid
  • Sherlock: FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS
  • John: fine. okay. then. well. someone's sleeping on the rug tonight and it won't be me.
  • ~CHATTING UP TEH LADIE~
  • Frankland: just casually ruining everything
  • John: oh goddammit i can't get off with anyone
  • ~THE NEXT DAY~
  • Sherlock: john
  • John:
  • Sherlock: john
  • John:
  • Sherlock: John I don't have friends. I just have one.
  • John:
  • Sherlock: John you're amazing. John you're fantastic.
  • John: okay.
  • Sherlock: insults.
  • ~LATER STILL~
  • Sherlock: casually performing traumatising experiment on my self confessed only friend
  • John: crying
  • Sherlock: i have the internet inside my head MIND PALACE hound indiana liberty frankland cell
  • John: therapist danger shit
  • Sherlock: TO THE MOORS
  • Henry: fuck this shit I'm out
  • Sherlock: DEDUCTIONS
  • Moriarty: BOO
  • Frankland: JOKES JUST ME
  • Dog: HOUND
  • John and Lestrade: FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT
  • Sherlock: Look henry it's just a dog and everything is going to be fine also I am still a jerk
  • ~MEANWHILE~
  • Moriarty: SHERLOCK <3 JIM SHERLOCK <3 JIM SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK
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